texting Jesus

Sometimes i wish Jesus had a blog.
So i could see what he's thinkin about us.
"sigh, middle east is fighting again.....looks like somethin is happenin in Oregon, those crazy roseburgians...well pleasing. especially that David kid :]" jkjk.
but no really it'd be nice to just know for sure, written on paper.
it'd be nice if i could pray and God could just fax his answers so i dont have to decipher between my flesh demons and God. ha.
Wish i could text jesus.
i bet he'd have a 541 area code.
777-Jesus
he could have 8 numbers cuz he's God.

"hey Jesus whats up?"
"nuthin much chillin."
"hows heavn?"
"prtty awsme. Takin a swm wth the angels" Gods phone is waterproof.
"rght on. cant wait 2 gt ther!"
"u stll hve 101 yrs left! we'll thrw a big prty whn u get here tho ;)"
"swt. oh! Lord will hlp guide me ths yr?"
"jst keep pryin David, i'll b here listnin!"